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</p>小疯noreply@blogger.comBlogger1141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-13936049173982779972009-07-03T09:51:00.000+08:002009-07-03T09:52:38.014+08:00■<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px;">你知道世界上最最痛苦的事是什么吗？你买的不是倒的那栋楼，而是旁边那栋！<br />---上海倒塌楼房业主说<br /></span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4106068145663107779?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-23187149651372377082009-06-10T16:44:00.001+08:002009-06-10T16:44:31.183+08:00■任何一个消息在经过官方否认之前都不能相信。<br />——有人如是说<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2318714965137237708?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-41385656765346798082009-06-10T16:40:00.000+08:002009-06-10T16:43:19.840+08:00■“我爱北京敏感词，敏感词前太阳升，伟大领袖敏感词，指引我们向前进。 ” 这是啥意思呀？不懂。<br />---网友对网络文字越来越难以理解<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4138565676534679808?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-27617674725301839332009-05-10T18:45:00.000+08:002009-05-10T18:47:43.477+08:00■这本小说和文学无关，和健康倒是有点关，你要是把它当成保健养生类书籍，其实是对我巨大的表扬。据我所知，它对锻炼笑肌是有某种辅助作用的。<br />---李承鹏对自己的新小说评价<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2761767472530183933?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-32744410948482938522009-05-10T18:44:00.000+08:002009-05-10T18:45:10.200+08:00■骗子太多, 傻子明显不够用了...<br />--出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3274441094848293852?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' 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102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-5902719329252194358?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-77315724848722121112009-04-08T23:50:00.001+08:002009-04-08T23:50:22.744+08:00■“恋”是个很强悍的字。 它的上半部取自“变态”的“变”，下半部取自“变态”的“态”<br />---出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-7731572484872212111?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' 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style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-7968536614706722324?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-31112688909347506232009-03-31T22:26:00.001+08:002009-03-31T22:26:50.583+08:00■男人意淫的小说八个字就可以概括：建功立业，三妻四妾。而女性意淫的套路就是，一个男人建功立业之后，可以三妻四妾可是他偏不，他只爱你一个。<br />---一个人是一座岛<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3111268890934750623?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' 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"哇靠,哪家的猥琐男,竟然在我厕所里,刚才小便都被偷看了,日...." 抓了抓头才意识到那是镜子里的俺自己... 呃,这几天我过得好宅男吖......<br />---天一<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3651752254522496214?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-88775599330441528162009-03-31T22:17:00.001+08:002009-03-31T22:17:24.235+08:00■要不是打不过你，我早跟你翻脸了~<br />---郭德纲<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8877559933044152816?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-48549977983401548552009-03-31T22:16:00.001+08:002009-03-31T22:16:58.854+08:00■昨晚睡觉，梦见自己在上课，用笔记本电脑连接投影机给学生们放PPT，结果不小心打开picasa，大屏幕上全都是裸女图片，浑身冷汗地想和学生们解释点什么但说不出话，然后就吓醒了。 在这之前，作为一个教师，我做过的最恶的恶梦是迟到。<br />---老罗（罗永浩）<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4854997798340154855?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-5927698862161008122009-03-31T22:14:00.000+08:002009-03-31T22:16:26.443+08:00■人民日报实为日人民报。<br />---艾未未<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-592769886216100812?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-88729754877007037462009-03-31T22:13:00.000+08:002009-03-31T22:14:55.759+08:00■前十分钟，领导们很忙。中十分钟，全国人民都很幸福。后十 分钟，世界上其它国家人民都生活在水深火热之中。<br />---关于《新闻联播》<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8872975487700703746?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-83558095796311122592009-02-10T15:54:00.000+08:002009-02-10T15:55:25.565+08:00■每次听到那些姐些在那儿绷儿气唱这个(屠洪刚的歌)，就脚趾母都抓紧了……<br />--网友评论,出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8355809579631112259?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-88121443127244321752009-02-10T15:53:00.000+08:002009-02-10T15:54:14.656+08:00■“那一天我二十一岁，在我一生的黄金时代。我有好多奢望。我想爱，想吃，还想在一瞬间变成天上半明半暗的云。后来我才知道，生活就是个缓慢受锤的过程，人 一天天老下去，奢望也一天天消失，最后变得像挨了锤的牛一样。可是我过二十一岁生日时没有预见到这一点。我觉得自己会永远生猛下去，什么也锤不了我。”<br />---王小波《黄金时代》<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8812144312724432175?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-5329225528187189652009-02-10T15:52:00.000+08:002009-02-10T15:53:29.272+08:00■有个男生老问我借电子辞典。后来他说他挺喜欢我的。我不好意思说不喜欢她，就再不借给他电子辞典了。<br />---糖罐子<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-532922552818718965?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-34266879787473907702009-02-04T16:22:00.000+08:002009-02-04T16:23:29.063+08:00■“有的人死了，可她永远活在人们的硬盘中。”<br />--网友悼念饭岛爱<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3426687978747390770?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-64132886767208721342009-02-04T16:21:00.000+08:002009-02-04T16:22:24.578+08:00■其实，我是个比较保守的人，直到现在，我也只有过两个女人，就是她们娘俩。<br />--出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-6413288676720872134?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-15286206547961736382009-01-27T13:34:00.001+08:002009-01-27T13:34:38.614+08:00■你看现在满大街满写字楼满咖啡厅里都有一些面带病态神情的文艺青年，他们在展示某种表情的时候，一定希望能有一只镜头对准他（她）们，然后永远定格并挂在心灵深处，这是一种自己想象出来的人格面具，带着青春期遗迹的成年期的病态，是一种矫情或享受。<br />－－王小峰<br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-1528620654796173638?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-83141376552016720572009-01-27T13:13:00.000+08:002009-01-27T13:16:31.176+08:00■一边看春晚，一边充满感情的编写了一条自己感动得泪花四溅的短信，发给了几个最铁的哥们。不久，收到几条回复，内容一样，特客气：“您哪位？”<br />－－不着疯<br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8314137655201672057?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-42069001447437954092009-01-27T13:03:00.000+08:002009-01-27T13:06:09.115+08:00■我的关注点太广，我的信息获取太多，信息过滤成本极高。<br />－－白鸦（关于FEED订阅的问题）<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4206900144743795409?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-44785313936397722042009-01-27T13:02:00.000+08:002009-01-27T13:03:48.906+08:00■我从小就不听话，我要从小听话估计现在可能还在我们村里喂猪呢。<br />－－王小峰<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4478531393639772204?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-24436485845698332472009-01-22T19:16:00.001+08:002009-01-22T19:16:41.371+08:00■卫生纸商家最该感谢每间寝室配备的电脑。<br />－－出处不明(但是真的很隐蔽:)<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2443648584569833247?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-91638654918588374902009-01-22T19:05:00.000+08:002009-01-22T19:15:28.104+08:00■-当盗墓文化流行后，中国终于流行起研究古代文化热。<br />--出处不明<br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 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/></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-20682663590796438252008-12-13T19:54:00.000+08:002008-12-13T19:55:22.684+08:00■小学看梁羽生，中学看金庸，大学看古龙，<br />现在。。。。武林外传！<br />－－右司马<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2068266359079643825?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-57039260047400520072008-12-13T14:07:00.000+08:002008-12-13T14:08:31.662+08:00■为什么呢？因为中国学生都很傻很天真啊，成长过程中没接触过真实世界，两耳不闻窗外事一心只读教科书，然后以数学物理很牛叉的成绩进入了一流学府，他们在 这里学会了GRE和雅思高分秘诀、“为什么中国可以说不”、”说日本人是劣等民族的十大理由“、“中国军队天下无敌的十大原因”、“是个男人一定要找个处 女作女朋友的五点科学依据”以及AV下载的二十七种方法等等很多有用的技能。<br />--网友HK（留言内容on和菜头BLOG）<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-5703926004740052007?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-16680406287310100512008-12-13T13:36:00.001+08:002008-12-13T13:36:16.282+08:00■<span style="font-family: 宋体;">“爱祖国——这是壮丽的事情，然而还有更壮丽的事情，那就是爱真理……我并不想学会带着闭上的眼睛、崇拜的大脑、封上的嘴巴去爱祖国”。<br />——恰达耶夫</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-1668040628731010051?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-13451265746824257502008-12-06T22:08:00.000+08:002008-12-06T22:14:29.673+08:00■我当年也是个痴情的种子,结果下了场雨...淹死了<br />--网友签名，出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-1345126574682425750?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-3090005798830838012008-11-30T22:24:00.000+08:002008-11-30T22:25:49.254+08:00■我寄居在自己的躯体中,只能通过两个小洞望外瞧.认知自己唯一的途径就是照一下镜子,还TMD是平面的!甚至才养了三天的狗都比我清楚我的背后被蚊子啃伤的面积.自我介绍?!你让我怎么介绍?<br />－－豆瓣网友“放开这位阿姨”的自我介绍<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-309000579883083801?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-43967179361229423132008-11-30T22:19:00.000+08:002008-11-30T22:23:36.784+08:00■我越来越讨厌你，因为你越来越矫揉造作。我居然还崇拜过你。<br />－－千一<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4396717936122942313?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-80247016949482079222008-11-29T18:56:00.000+08:002008-11-29T18:57:00.451+08:00■人生就像大便，只有自己默默的勇敢面对。<br />－－出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8024701694948207922?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-13127786428297074512008-11-29T18:44:00.000+08:002008-11-29T18:45:03.909+08:00■在我小学三年级之前，就已经如同神农一般遍尝各种野生植物，把食谱一直延伸到昆虫界。<br />－－和菜头<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 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/></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-36983668892324672132008-11-29T13:26:00.001+08:002008-11-29T13:26:49.362+08:00■睡到哪里都是睡到夜里，睡到哪里也是一个人把天睡亮。<br />－－陈水扁<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3698366889232467213?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-54792507653466690042008-11-29T13:21:00.000+08:002008-11-29T13:22:11.341+08:00■ <span style="line-height: 125%; font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">尽管真话不等于真理，但真话却是通往真理的第一步。</span><br />--狄马<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-5479250765346669004?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-63085858031080849862008-11-28T14:00:00.000+08:002008-11-28T14:01:18.540+08:00■千万别忘了，你曾经是3亿精子中的No.1，你曾经是3亿精子中的菲尔普斯，你能来到这个世界，这本身就是一个无与伦比的奇迹——你没有任何理由辜负这个奇迹，除非你心甘情愿做一个被生活侮辱和损害的人，除非你心甘情愿做一个30岁就死了70岁才埋的人。<br />－－丁小云<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-6308585803108084986?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-69208671544192112522008-11-25T18:46:00.001+08:002008-11-25T18:46:26.462+08:00■当时真如晴天霹雳，卡卡两闪电~~~<br />－－蔡小川，忘记带钥匙<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-6920867154419211252?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-29033558629776165102008-11-25T18:45:00.000+08:002008-11-25T18:46:09.089+08:00■现如今的大学像妓女一样，只要有钱，全国所有大学都乖乖排成一排随便你点，想上哪个上哪个，愿意多花点钱甚至可以几个一起上。<br />－－韩寒<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2903355862977616510?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-76064032458279294362008-11-23T19:42:00.003+08:002008-11-23T19:45:03.600+08:00■“现在青少年的阅读存在两大问题：一是书太多了，二是书太杂了！”<br />－－新上任的国家新闻出版总署副署长蒋建国<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);font-size:78%;" >我们可以反过来理解一下：解决办法也有两个：一是少读书，二是只读又红又专的书（网友评论）。</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-7606403245827929436?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-44160028407066900902008-11-23T19:42:00.001+08:002008-11-23T19:42:24.985+08:00■阴毛骂头发是一小撮。<br />－－网友对“一小撮”群体反复出现的无奈评价。<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4416002840706690090?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-59023982238763565182008-11-23T19:40:00.001+08:002008-11-23T19:40:22.787+08:00■“如果县政府的房子比学校好，县长就地正法！”<br />－－四川省主席刘文辉(1930s)<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-5902398223876356518?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-60770211736303697042008-11-22T19:06:00.000+08:002008-11-22T19:07:31.365+08:00■英雄，你不要因为我是娇花而怜惜我! 噢内将拿你摸啊～～～～<br />－－蚝酒大会，歌词。<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-6077021173630369704?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-39724482692700784962008-11-22T19:03:00.000+08:002008-11-22T19:04:12.287+08:00■祝他出门就被大波妹撞得摔跟斗！<br />－－宋石男 （为友征女友）<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3972448269270078496?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-85841526606112628642008-11-20T20:25:00.001+08:002008-11-20T20:25:36.224+08:00■一个不想做厨师的司机不是个好裁缝。一个不想泡妞的歌手不是个好运动员。一个不想写博客的傻逼不是个好畜生。一个不想回忆的妓女不是个好党员。<br />－－网友签名，出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8584152660611262864?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-24009042539805900412008-11-20T18:26:00.000+08:002008-11-20T20:26:28.618+08:00■老婆劝老公：不要抽烟喝酒，这样伤身体；老公劝老婆：不要说这些话，这样伤感情。<br />——网络(都是为了爱)<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2400904253980590041?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-4553869028571808242008-11-19T17:59:00.000+08:002008-11-19T18:00:52.998+08:00■ 世界上最笨的不是傻逼,而是和傻逼讲道理的人<br />－－thomasguo<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-455386902857180824?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-33803618617991875832008-11-18T18:50:00.001+08:002008-11-18T09:47:54.869+08:00所谓的悲壮人生，就是从20岁以后，没有换过女人。<br /> -----三岛由纪夫<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 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/></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-82909304901483788232008-11-16T14:33:00.004+08:002008-11-17T01:25:01.687+08:00■人民奇痒难耐如同脚气爆发，结果政策出来之后，发现挠的是各部委和任志强他们的脚丫子。挠别人的脚丫子解自己的心头痒，这法子也算得上是空前绝后了。<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">－－和菜头 （谈房价明降暗升与救市政策）</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8290930490148378823?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-1736073056257307422008-11-16T14:07:00.001+08:002008-11-16T14:07:11.364+08:00■<span id="Body" style="font-size:100%;">用餐往往是先上凉菜，再上热菜；婚姻是先上热菜，再上凉菜。<br />——上菜只是顺序，经营婚姻却靠智慧 </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-173607305625730742?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-15970021903501304722008-11-16T14:05:00.000+08:002008-11-16T14:06:10.470+08:00■女人以为男人会改变才和他结婚，男人认为女人不会改变才和她结婚，结果他们都错了。<br />－－网友BLOG、签名相互引用，出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-1597002190350130472?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-8541995735052233992008-11-16T13:59:00.000+08:002008-11-16T14:05:20.168+08:00■无论男人给女人讲多么多么浪漫的童话故事，里面终不过围绕一个字：床！<br />－－网友，出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-854199573505223399?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-82629662613548395472008-11-15T09:46:00.001+08:002008-11-15T09:46:24.243+08:00■谁（三声）耐 噢 是知名的女性品牌么？英文怎么写？中文怎么写？<br />－－在百度知道里想找chanel的人<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8262966261354839547?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-89949993024452252492008-11-15T02:00:00.000+08:002008-11-15T02:01:50.090+08:00金庸写的14本书可以连成一个对联：“飞雪连天射白鹿,笑书神侠倚碧鸳”J.K.罗琳写的7本书也可以连成一句话：“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈”<br />－－出处不明<br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8994999302445225249?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-58971359564342104242008-11-15T01:08:00.000+08:002008-11-15T01:09:00.437+08:00■超过其真实理解力的表现出对艺术的偏爱，但却缺乏对应的实际能力……等<br />－－“文艺青年”在百度百科的解释条目之一<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(博主注：超牛，请看全贴</span><a href="http://baike.baidu.com/view/1757074.html"><span style="font-size:85%;">http://baike.baidu.com/view/1757074.html</span></a><span style="font-size:85%;">)<br /></span><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-5897135956434210424?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-17747088907384760722008-11-14T23:45:00.000+08:002008-11-14T23:55:55.854+08:00■该党做官做到一定级别，名字自动变成不良词语<br />－－网友批评论坛发贴受限<br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-1774708890738476072?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-9701431476021960382008-11-14T23:37:00.002+08:002008-11-14T23:44:10.358+08:00■1644年6月6日，满族人攻入北京，为以后中国电视剧事业作出了杰出贡献。<br />－－网友评论清宫剧的过度泛滥<br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 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/></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-21447544078284978112008-11-13T21:12:00.000+08:002008-11-13T21:13:20.635+08:00■今年大片很多烂片也不少——如果你实在分不清好坏，那就干脆去看广电局。广电局这个机构好比垃圾回收站，好的东西是永远进不来的。<br />－－白衣夜带刀<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2144754407828497811?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-11302014165025941162008-11-13T21:01:00.000+08:002008-11-13T21:02:39.535+08:00■在中国如此富饶的土地上，一代代的人才在网易的评论中诞生了！！！<br />－－豆瓣“爱看网易评论”小组介绍<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-1130201416502594116?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-65248156629033028592008-11-13T14:27:00.000+08:002008-11-15T02:02:55.103+08:00我生平恨瞧不起两种人： 1.那些瞧不起用windows的人的人 2.用windows的人 3.不识数的人<br />－－出自豆瓣已被删除某小组<br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">-------------</span><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-6524815662903302859?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-48333092873567254922008-11-13T14:09:00.000+08:002008-11-13T14:12:35.421+08:00■事实上，中国人并不健忘。四川的灾民不会忘记地震、失去孩子的父母不会忘记毒奶粉。中国人，只要事关自己，5毛钱的事情也不会忘记。而发生在别人身上的事情，无论多重大，中国人都只拿它当作一种热闹。事不关己，看看而已。<br />－－jinhongwei的博客<span style="font-size:78%;">http://www.17floor.com/html/41/441-6210.html</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4833309287356725492?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-63205690389428655292008-11-12T20:01:00.000+08:002008-11-12T20:27:29.631+08:00■“灵感？如果你需要灵感，你就不专业，专业的人不依赖灵感——专业就是，早上你的爸爸死了，晚上你依然可以写喜剧。”<br />－－王晶<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-6320569038942865529?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-1442879452272545712008-11-12T19:59:00.000+08:002008-11-12T20:27:22.731+08:00■吾自幼聪慧过人，年二十余。始从文，连考三届而不中。遂习武，练武场上发一矢，中鼓吏，逐之出。改学医，偶染小恙，自撰一良方，服之，卒。<br />－－出处不明，某网友自我介绍<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-144287945227254571?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-51222144629118240202008-11-12T19:49:00.000+08:002008-11-12T20:27:17.164+08:00■鉴于毁人不倦的重要宗旨,我还是再做一次二传手吧(多图)如果你看到时仍然有<span style="font-size:180%;">五靐轰顶</span>的感觉,那只能说明你比我还火星。<br />－－不着疯，描述杀马特<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3834748671528349470?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-77910299446823434302008-11-12T18:13:00.000+08:002008-11-12T20:27:06.123+08:00■在这个奶疼医奶，蛋疼医蛋的时代，买日货是无奈，买国货是无畏。<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">－－网友就牛奶、鸡蛋等各种食品危机事件的无奈调侃。</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-7791029944682343430?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-17476169848456127902008-11-12T18:10:00.000+08:002008-11-12T20:27:00.944+08:00■建议百度开发“搜不到”功能 如题。竞价排名是让别人怎么搜都搜得到你，这个功能是让你隐藏起来，怎么搜都搜不到。 为了保护隐私，会有人愿意付钱让自己从网络上“消失”的。<br />－－网友penghaoren评论百度接受三鹿奶粉的“300万广告投放”事件<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-1747616984845612790?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-80262631474571531702008-11-12T18:08:00.000+08:002008-11-12T20:26:53.349+08:00■朋友们 知道我和大妈<span style="font-size:78%;">（博主注：此处指女生楼管大妈）</span>有这层关系，就纷纷托大妈物色女朋友。 大妈果然称职，她就象特务那样审视大楼里的女生。可大妈毕竟是大妈，她采 用的“标准”是几十年前的版本，无法与现今的兼容。她盯住了不该盯的，却漏掉了不该漏的，至今都未“推销”成功一个。 这件事让我又明白了一个软件工程道理：光有完善的数据库还不够，还应该提 供很好的搜索引擎。<br />－－林锐《软件工程思想》<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8026263147457153170?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-42569130910399275212008-11-12T18:06:00.002+08:002008-11-12T20:26:47.351+08:00■因为你饿了，所以吃；因为你困了，所以睡；因为你累了，所以坐；因为你渴了，所以喝水；因为你性欲来了，所以做爱。但是，你，可能，不会因为饿而做；不会 因为困而喝水；不会因为累而吃饭；不会因为渴而坐下；不会因为性欲来了而睡觉。不要为了做事而做事，也不要为了你的利益而强求其他人做对自身无用的事。这 是一种无形的强奸。<br />－－阿禅日记<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-4256913091039927521?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-2452492531172407092008-11-12T18:06:00.001+08:002008-11-12T20:26:41.261+08:00■如果我和你说了10分钟的话，但却没有和你产生任何争论。那么，我们之间一定有个人虚伪无比。<br />－－出处不明<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-245249253117240709?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-87513407853369912512008-11-12T18:03:00.000+08:002008-11-12T20:26:35.991+08:00■“总有20％的人，是什么都不满意的。”<br />－－出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-8751340785336991251?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-33653753594254664512008-11-12T16:21:00.001+08:002008-11-12T20:26:31.075+08:00■你的丑和你的脸没有关系……<br />－－出处不明<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3365375359425466451?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-13067951812226654222008-11-12T16:19:00.001+08:002008-11-12T20:26:08.479+08:00■都说女人是一本书，姑娘，您这身材，是合订本……<br />－－出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-1306795181222665422?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-59717415108211306302008-11-12T16:18:00.000+08:002008-11-12T20:26:03.726+08:00■哟，您在凤凰台工作？ 恩，湘西土家族苗族自治州凤凰县电视台。<br />－－出处不明<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-5971741510821130630?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-30219841810340593002008-11-12T16:17:00.001+08:002008-11-12T20:25:50.496+08:00■骗吃骗喝骗师妹，防火防盗防师兄。<br />－－高校流行语<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3021984181034059300?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-26061554242679720022008-11-12T16:16:00.001+08:002008-11-12T16:17:12.909+08:00■魑魅魍魉 是个好成语，一定要找机会用一次。<br />－－不着疯<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogger.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2606155424267972002?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-54665474733039091642008-11-12T16:15:00.001+08:002008-11-12T16:15:59.711+08:00■人类有爱着生殖器官的天性,不然干吗那么爱花呢.<br />－－STORMY LUNA<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogger.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-5466547473303909164?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-91113708480307082372008-11-12T16:13:00.001+08:002008-11-12T16:13:45.517+08:00■照顾好我七舅姥爷~~~<br />－－小六《武林外传》<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogger.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-9111370848030708237?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-22200523562385008862008-11-12T15:37:00.001+08:002008-11-12T15:41:59.470+08:00■你把牛逼还给牛，我们还是好朋友。<br />－－出处不明的ID<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-2220052356238500886?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-34404938088197253802008-11-12T15:31:00.001+08:002008-11-12T15:45:14.240+08:00■85年我偷家里2.5元钱,买了听可乐!!!!!! 那时候易拉罐等同于腐败．打开喝了一口，就开始后悔为这个ｂ玩意儿挨顿打真不值．<br />－－网友:松竹兰杏饭香水晶 ｜ 天涯猛贴：晒晒你做龌龊的隐私<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-3440493808819725380?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-67041184921425421082008-11-12T15:31:00.000+08:002008-11-12T15:45:07.768+08:00■我年轻时曾经以为九阴白骨爪真的可以练成功,花了半个月糟蹋了九座坟,练到第三天我们那地方全电视上都在讨论这事,就没敢继续练了.<br />－－－－网友:曾经的时光 ｜ 天涯猛贴：晒晒你做龌龊的隐私<br />博主注：<span style="font-weight: bold;">曾经的时光 </span>是一个著名的公用马甲，本人也曾使用过N次，现在已被禁止发言。<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5660053067133989256-6704118492142542108?l=newbea.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>小疯noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5660053067133989256.post-62063966485976023222008-11-12T15:30:00.001+08:002008-11-12T15:45:02.229+08:00■问题是中国足球能有几多愁，恰似一江春水向东流。谢亚龙之后，还有周正龙，周正龙之后还有叶公好龙，杜伊科维奇是谢亚龙的御用替罪羊，而谢亚龙又是更肥美 的另一只羔羊，外行领导内行不对，但当年的内行领导王俊生却也伯仲之间，问题到了这里，一个大词就会被抬出来：体制问题。<br />－－李桐<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-------------</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">牛逼语录 http://newbea.blogspot.com</span></a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://newbea.blogger.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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